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That awkward moment when the terrifying creature of the night is actually a woman. a genderfluid woman but whatever

Yes, hello! It is I! Slenderman! Or Slendy. I'm twenty years old and my birthday is October 21 and my favorite holiday is Halloween because candy and ENDLESS SCARY MOVIES ON TV! As you may have noticed, I really like creepy things. Because I am hardcore. I am so metal it hurts. and i may or may not have recently become obsessive with one direction but you have no proof of that now do you punk Dia forced me to come here. She dragged me, kicking and screaming. And now you're stuck with me. Up above is a picture of my face from Thanksgiving 2014. Yep, das me. My hair used to be short. And purple. You can still kinda see the purple in certain lighting. I don't wear makeup. I don't even know how to use makeup. My favorite band of ALL TIME is Avenged Sevenfold. I have loved them for nearly nine years now and seen them five or six times. I even caught a pic from Synyster Gates. Almost caught a drumstick from Arin Ilejay. AND I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ALL OF THEM. if you hear hysterical sobbing don't worry that's just me reliving the best night of my life See? Like I said. I'm metal af, I promise.

Uh, I'm socially awkward and make a lot of jokes to cover up the fact I don't know what the heck I am doing. I don't know how to human. But somehow I manage to make friends on the interwebs anyway so there's that.

Yep so that's it. I'll keep this thread updated with away messages and such. If you need to contact me, just have Dia pester me or stalk me for yourself via the things below, just let me know who you are because I might think you are a stranger and block you because stranger danger.

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