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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 8, 2015 6:11:15 GMT
Jay snatched his McDonald’s bag out of the man’s hands rather harshly as he said ”Yeah you’re sorry” as if he was some kind of badass. Only in his dreams was he as cool and brave as he often tried to act. He began to figure that maybe it was a bad idea to mess with this guy. He looked like he worked out… like really worked out. Jay laughed an awkward laugh. ”I mean, thanks for giving me my food bag back man” He put his hand up to try and get the man to give him a high five.
”You look familiar” he began… trying to think of where he knew him. ”Pete! You now Pete right? I think… “ In any case he hope this small talk would keep this guy from beating his ass in public… at his job… in his uniform. He couldn’t handle such embarassament. There would be no coming back from that. Jay looked at the receipt that the workers had stapled on his bag ”Looks like I was number 43… what number were you? Maybe they skipped you over man? You know these places… can’t ever depend on them for shit.. right?”
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 8, 2015 6:03:27 GMT
As Jay was angrily eyeing the paper he soon realized some man was hovering beside him. At first he tried to ignore the man hoping he’d just go away. He had nosy people all up in his grill. Hadn’t people heard of personal space? Geeze. Jay pulled the paper closer to himself as he continued to wait for the man to scurry off on his way. But he didn’t leave. In fact he spoke to Jay. The man was asking him about the law of secrecy when it came to the existence of wizards.
Jay’s eyes moved from his Daily Prophet and up to veer at the man hovering over him. He glared for a minute. But then a memory came back. This man’s face was familiar … he’d met him once before… but where… ”I’ve seen you before” Maybe in Diagon Alley … years ago? ”Football doesn’t need to be kept a secret” He said a bit awkwardly trying to cover his tracks incase this guy was some crazy muggle trying to trick him in to admitting the existence of his kinfolk for the wrong reasons. ”Have you heard of the Chudley Canons? … They’re an American team…” He said fumbling over his words hoping this guy would prove he was a wizard so he wouldn’t have to keep up with his lies.
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 4, 2015 7:31:49 GMT
Jay had just sold some archaic wizarding items to an old woman he only knew as Mrs. Lolly. He always loved selling her items from his stock because she always gave him more than galleons during the exchange. She always have him baked goods to last him a month and now that he was an outcast in the wizarding world she always gave him wizard papers such as the Daily Prophet from her piles in her hoarder like home.
Jay was carrying a bag full of homemade pumpkin pasties and cauldron cakes in one hand. In the other was a handful of Daily Prophets and a few useless Quibblers he’d probably throwaway now that he didn’t have to worry about offending Mrs. Lolly. He was passing through a local park as he left her house. Jay was itching to find out what had been going on with his favorite Quidditch teams so he couldn’t resist sitting on an open bench.
He sat down and took out the latest paper. He eagerly turned it to the sports section to read up on Quidditch. Luckily, for him it was the Quidditch ranking edition where all the games from the season were listed with commentary from retired Quidditch stars. He scanned the page until he came to the scores for the Falmouth Falcons. He began to groan as he saw some of the game scores. Jay couldn’t resist talking to himself the same way men yell at the tv when they are watching sports. ”We lost to the Chudley Cannons? Are you fucking kidding me?!! They suck! My grandmother could play Quidditch better than those idiots… how could we lose to that?!” Jay didn’t care to look to see if anyone was listening to his rant… none of these muggles passing by would have any idea what he was talking about. As long as he covered any of the moving photos he figured he’d be golden from unwanted attention.
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 4, 2015 7:10:28 GMT
The whole day had been completely nuts according to Jay. There were some teenage dirtbags who were tagging all the empty wall space with juvenile graffiti drawings of boobs. Jay had been trying to catch the little butt heads all day long and to no avail. They were always one step ahead of him. It was driving him crazy. How were these kids getting the best of him and able to out run him? It was boggling his mind. He just knew if he ever caught them he was going to make those brats sorry.
The last half hour he had spent in the camera room. He was getting images of all their ugly little faces so that he could post them on the wall for all the security guards of the mall to have access to. Jay would feel gypped if he wasn’t the one to catch them, but he figured it was better the’d get their punishment whether it was from him or one of his colleagues. Once he had got a good shot of each of the five hoodlums, he printed them out and posted them on the mall’s “Most Wanted Wall” which was a little joke among the security guard for mall-goers that had it coming to them if they ever showed their face again.
There wasn’t really room for the new group but shoved them on anyways, tacking their faces on top of others with similar petty crimes. He then spent a good ten minutes doing absolutely nothing as he spun around on a chair as he waited for his break to officially start. The second it was 2:00 pm his normal lunch hour he bolted out the door and made his way to mall’s food court. He was in line for Mcdonald’s… which was his favorite option. The line was really long in comparison to most days. Jay waited with his arms crossed to finally get his order taken.
Jay then waited at a nearby table for the workers to call his number so he could finally have that big mac in his hands and in his mouth. Just as they call his number he saw someone come grab his bag. He tapped the person on the shoulder, ”Ummmm excuse me. I think that’s my Big Mac your running off with” he said trying to control the aggravation in his voice. All he wanted was a warm burger in his stomach… was that too much to ask?
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 4, 2015 6:31:44 GMT
Jay didn’t leave London all that often… but on occasion he found himself farther from home on “business”. A wizard from his past that he still had contacts with wanted to sell him some dangerous magical items. Jay didn’t deal with that black market that much anymore but it was still something he did on the side if he thought the item could make him more money in the future. This wizard, Mr. Corbabble, had a rare collection of cursed masked. Jay had a similar set years back and had made quite a fortune on them so he couldn’t pass up the offer to another chance at making a shit ton of galleons. It was true that he far from being welcomed in Diagon Alley so he could access what was left of his money in Gringotts… but he had hopes that one day things would change and he could swim in his dirty money like the good ol’ days.
Jay was wearing a backpack with the masks placed carefully inside them as he walked out of the alley way and into the streets of the small town that Mr. Corbabble called his home. Jay had his precious cargo, now he just had to get back to his car so he could make the drive home. Unfortunately for him he didn’t have the magical abilities that his family had and was unable to use the floo network or apparate to wherever his heart desired.
As he was passing a corner he totally ran into someone. ”Fuck! Fuck! Oh my gosh you scared the shit out me” he said as he caught his breath after his usual freak out. He was a jumpy sort of person and was easily scared even though he hated to admit it. But then he realized in his panic he might’ve pushed the girl on accident. He began to apologize, ”Shit, I’m sorry girl. I didn’t mean to charge into you like a bull… it’s totally my bad. You okay?” he asked.
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 4, 2015 5:50:36 GMT
It was 11:30, almost noon and Jay slowly came to from a long night’s sleep. He was one to enjoy every second of days he didn’t have work and was able to sleep in. When he saw the time on the clock on the wall he wasn’t surprised in the least. This wasn’t something strange or unusual for him. He got up stretching out stiffness from falling asleep on his couch. As he stood up popcorn rolled off of him and onto the floor. His place was a mess. The night before he had some other nerdy friends over for a game night.
He walked over to his fridge and just starred blankly at it’s contents. He saw there was food but not meals… not unless he made it himself… which he was too lazy to do right now. There was a bag of rolls so he grabbed it and started chowing down. He grabbed a liter of soda and began to chug it down. It just made him feel sick so he tossed it all back in the fridge and closed it before wandering to his room to get his cell phone he had left charging.
When he turned on his phone he saw the date and he suddenly realized a game he had ordered should’ve arrived several days ago… it might be sitting in his box right now being ready to be played… but he hadn’t checked his mail in like a week so who knew what else was stuffed in it. Jay was still in his pajamas - a pair of plaid pants, an oversized dirty shirt, and some worn out slippers as he opened the door to his apartment and snuck outside to go to his mailbox.
It was a go in and get out mission. He just wanted to grab and go. The mailbox was downstairs on the main floor and he figured he could easily get his mail without anyone seeing him in his lazy attire. He had the game and mail in his hands just when he heard someone walking up from behind him. He froze, not wanting to turn around and see who found him looking so uncool … in his pajamas almost at noon on a weekday.
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 3, 2015 5:42:07 GMT
Jay had been at work at the mall for the morning shift but he was off just in time to come to this BBQ. Apparently, it was for muggles against wizards or some shit like that. He understood why they were… they probably had family and friends that had gone missing or been killed by Death Eaters. His own mother had been taken and he couldn’t do much about it since he was a Squib. He had a gun (which he always kept on his person) but he was unsure how it would stand up in battle against a wand if things ever came down to it.
He drove over in his fancy black car and parked just out front of the house. He got out and came towards the house. “Hey so I got this letter” he said in his American accent as he was awkwardly waving the letter in air as he entered the yard. ”Who the fuck sends letters anymore? The one benefit to not being a wizard is this thing called technology. You know you could’ve just sent a text, man. Phones? Heard of these” He said showing off his phone. Jay sometimes came off as a jerk. He wasn’t trying to be an ass all the time, he was just really blunt and real and just said it how it was.
Jay began to walk towards Alastair who was over by the grill. Out of nowhere three huge dogs surrounded him and began sniffing him as dog normally did when someone new entered their territory. Jay panicked and froze. He lifted his arms high in the air with an expression of absolute fear on his face. He wasn’t a dog person. Dogs were dirty and gross and just fucking unpredictable. He gasped, ”Dude… what is this? Are you getting a fucking dog sled team together? Is it necessary to have all these dogs?! Why are they sniffing me?” He tried to waddle past the dogs ”Shoo Shoo dogs…. NO …. get your nose out of my crotch… gawd!” He took a few more steps towards Alastair and they seemed to lose interest as they walked away.
Jay looked down at the meat on the grill. ”Looks good bro” he raised his hand to give Alastair a manly highly five greeting. ”Just so you’re aware, I prefer my burgers well-down. You can never be too careful about raw meat… right?” He then noticed that there was a younger girl standing in the yard too. ”Heeeeeeeey there you” he said a bit awkwardly.
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 2, 2015 4:26:41 GMT
 jaydawg  2m jellyfish princess @ adox & irisheyes @ caution |
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 1, 2015 8:27:18 GMT
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 1, 2015 7:59:55 GMT
 HOME -- PROFILE -- SETTINGS -- LOGOUT @JayDawg NAME: Jay #MindYourOwnFingBizness B LOCATION: London BIO: Bang Bang into the room (I know you want it) Bang Bang all over you (I'll let you have it) 160 Followers -- 260 Following -- 00 Listed -- 237 Updates [/font] I just spilled my Starbucks all over my pants. F*ck me. #FireCrotch #NewMeaning • • • • • • • • • •8:30 am ago via Phone• • • • • • • • • •I have to deal with traffic everyday... for the rest of my life. #MuggleProblems • • • • • • • • • •5:15 pm ago via Phone• • • • • • • • • •Another night of cold leftover pizza #ThePerpetualBachelorLife • • • • • • • • • •9:46 pm ago via Phone[/div][/ul] [/font] TWEET HERE • • • • • • • • • •TIME ago via DEVICE/WEB[/div][/ul][/*CODE] For You: [*CODE] [/font][/b][/font] • • • • • • • • • •TWEET HERE • • • • • • • • • •TIME ago via DEVICE/WEB[/div][/ul][/*CODE][/div] made by megaru. don't steal. it's so not cool. she will sick ninjas on your butt if you steal. |
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 1, 2015 6:21:53 GMT
JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC && CALLUM MATTHEW O'MALLEYI imagine these two have met before at the bar where Callum works. They are around the same age … I want to plot but I lacking with good ideas for them right now. Maybe they don’t realize they both have connections with the wizarding world until they are both at the bbq though? that could be funny. Feel free to read his plotter for more ideas.
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Feb 1, 2015 6:12:20 GMT
JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC && ANTOSHA KIRILLOVICH VOLKOVI imagine these two used to know each other… when Jay ran his undercover black market ring a few years back. Perhaps, Ant bought or traded stuff with him on occasion? Ant hates squibs so their relationship was probably always humorous … always hating on Jay when he was trading with him but Jay just had to deal with it because Ant was a customer and he didn’t have a wand so there’s that. lol. Maybe when Ant would come in he’d just ignore Jay and be like "where is your brother.. I can’t even take you seriously”….lol or something. What do you think? Jay && Alastair Let’s see… how should these two have met before the BBQ? Maybe something to do with him being a Private Investigator? Maybe Alastair was trying to pin down one of his customers for some kind of case? IDK Or maybe they met a few years ago in Diagon Alley… when Alastair was helping his children shop for school? And now he just go back into contact with him knowing that he is a squib? Jay && Tomas Perhaps these two work together on occasion… since Tomas is into stealing and Jay isn’t selling? Even though Jay isn’t in the wizarding world per say he still has his connections and still has some wizarding artifacts he trades with wizards now and then. Jay && Alyssa It would be funny if these two were neighbors. Where does she live? IDK i just think it would be entertaining if every time he looked out his window he saw his hot neighbor coming and going and he is like freaking out trying to play it cool all the time. Ideas?
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Post by JAYMES LOGAN BALZAC on Jan 31, 2015 7:03:56 GMT
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